Wish For Increased Gential Size

You don’t hesitate; you’ve always held this wish in your heart: “My liege, I require no reward for my good deeds, but if you insist, I have always dreamed of having enormous genitals.”

“Of course,” says the king, “Having enormous genitals is the second-most-often-wished-wish, and it is within my power to grant.” He produces an unwrapped pill covered in bits of grey pocket lint, “If you take this pill, your wish will be granted.”

“A pill that guarantees genital enlargement?” you exclaim, “Will wonders never cease?” Without waiting for water you accept the fuzzy pill, swallowing the great hope in one dry gulp. With bated breath you stare downward, waiting for the magical pill to do its work. Soon your privates are swelling and bulging; you yell triumphantly toward the sky, no one will ever mock you again: “Behold! Come and witness my girth!”

Eventually the inflated organs grow heavy, and you strain under the weight of this newfound glory. ‘No matter,’ you think, ‘I’ll soon acclimax to this power.’ Struggling, you collapse under the growing gonads. “Ahhhh!” you scream, but soon the cries are smothered by your own sex. You take your final breaths from an air pocket you discover in one of the folds in your gigantic genitals, which soon runs out. The official cause of death listed on the death certificate: Auto-un-erotic-asphyxiation.

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