Top 10 fake metal songs

Another road trip with nothing to do, so my trusty companion Heff and I decided to pick our top 10 fictitious death/black metal songs. Unfortunately, some of the songs and bands we invented actually exist... click below and see if you can figure out which ones are real!

Another road trip with nothing to do, so my trusty companion Heff and I decided to pick our top 10 fictitious death/black metal songs. Unfortunately, some of the songs and bands we invented actually exist… see if you can figure out which ones are real!

Ben’s Picks

  1. Feces Encrusted Phallus – Earl Grey Abortion
  2. Anal Fissure – Pissing Blood
  3. Donkey Punch – Menstrual Mayonaisse
  4. Diaper Dinner – Fucking Your Mom In the Eye Socket (with the lights on)
  5. Hemorrhoid Punisher – C.H.O.D.A.
  6. Rotten Flesh Rollers – Tampon-y Symphony
  7. Felching Bobby Fisher – Sea Donkey
  8. Butt-Fucking Beelzebub – Creamed Cunt
  9. Auto-Erotic Enima – Drink Thee of the Chocolate Fountain
  10. Cum Farters – Buttcake Bandida

Heff’s Picks

  1. Satan’s Blood Fisting Aftermath – CrossFuckers
  2. Feast on Fecal – Imploding Umbelical
  3. Zombie Christ – The Holy Rival Revival
  4. Refried Regurgitation – Vaginal Excrement
  5. The Reverend Rapists – Countdown to Confession
  6. Fellating Fungus Clotting Phallics – Whitehead Breakfast
  7. Blood Fuck Death Hate – Spit Roast Your New Born
  8. Black Apathy – Smell Of Melting Skin
  9. 21st Century Crucifixion – Nails Through the Scrotum
  10. Lucifer’s Christmas Carol – Lawnmower’s Circumcision

2 Comments

  1. Well it sounds like I missed a great road trip!!
    So I’m going to start with the ones I picked from Heff’s list;

    Blood Fuck Death Hate- Spit Roast Your Newborn

    **Black Apathy- Smell of Melting Skin**

    Reverend Rapists- Countdown to Confession

    Zombie Christ- Holy Rival Rivival

    I’m having a little more trouble trying to pick from Ben’s list…my answers to come

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