Another road trip with nothing to do, so my trusty companion Heff and I decided to pick our top 10 fictitious death/black metal songs. Unfortunately, some of the songs and bands we invented actually exist… see if you can figure out which ones are real!
Ben’s Picks
- Feces Encrusted Phallus – Earl Grey Abortion
- Anal Fissure – Pissing Blood
- Donkey Punch – Menstrual Mayonaisse
- Diaper Dinner – Fucking Your Mom In the Eye Socket (with the lights on)
- Hemorrhoid Punisher – C.H.O.D.A.
- Rotten Flesh Rollers – Tampon-y Symphony
- Felching Bobby Fisher – Sea Donkey
- Butt-Fucking Beelzebub – Creamed Cunt
- Auto-Erotic Enima – Drink Thee of the Chocolate Fountain
- Cum Farters – Buttcake Bandida
Heff’s Picks
- Satan’s Blood Fisting Aftermath – CrossFuckers
- Feast on Fecal – Imploding Umbelical
- Zombie Christ – The Holy Rival Revival
- Refried Regurgitation – Vaginal Excrement
- The Reverend Rapists – Countdown to Confession
- Fellating Fungus Clotting Phallics – Whitehead Breakfast
- Blood Fuck Death Hate – Spit Roast Your New Born
- Black Apathy – Smell Of Melting Skin
- 21st Century Crucifixion – Nails Through the Scrotum
- Lucifer’s Christmas Carol – Lawnmower’s Circumcision
I know none of those song s but the titles are very interresting lol
Well it sounds like I missed a great road trip!!
So I’m going to start with the ones I picked from Heff’s list;
Blood Fuck Death Hate- Spit Roast Your Newborn
**Black Apathy- Smell of Melting Skin**
Reverend Rapists- Countdown to Confession
Zombie Christ- Holy Rival Rivival
I’m having a little more trouble trying to pick from Ben’s list…my answers to come